We eat some cheese, meet some Americans, cruise round Ha Long Bay and get on a hydrofoil.
An ill tempered lady doesn’t flick us the V’s, we arrive at Cat Ba, we stand aghast by a cliff and we look at some dessicated geckos
We go into some caves, get irritated by some Aussies, crawl down some tunnels, watch Karaoke and some watermelons crash.
Nel buys some shoes, we get a train to the wrong place, a bridge goes purple and we meet a drunk Brit
We take another uncomfortable bus trip, more young girls compliment Nel and we don’t try the Blobby Mary’s
Weird bingo, Nel avoids bouncing bomb motorcycle hat, it rains, we roll our own dinner and then go to see Huê
Angie and Ian turn up, we eat more curry, go to see My Son and Nel gets photographed by young girls
Hoi An vermin, the beach and the Marble Mountains inside and out
Hoi An, Chu the waitress, buy some sandals and contracting malaria
To Hoi An in half a coffin where Nel buys some shoes and gets gripped hard in China Town